The Cult Leader

I don't know why I'm here

Why these people worship me

I just said some crap, some baloney

But they ate it right up

And so being me

I saw this as an excellent opportunity

I don't really know how I became a cult leader

No, I don't really know how I became the cult leader

I lavishly spend all the money that I have made

They give it, and I take

I lavishly spend all the money that I have made

They give it, and I take

Is it too late now

For me to call time-out?

Even I'm not sure

What the fuss is all about!

I am not to blame you see

This is just what they need!

It just happens to be an excellent opportunity

I feel a little guilty too, but things might be worse if they knew

I feel a little guilty too, but things might be worse if they knew

I lavishly spend all the money that I have made

They give it, and I take

I lavishly spend all the money that I have made

They give it, and I take

They give it, and I take

They give it, and I take

Oh, they give it, and I take